Chronic Hormonal-induced Ripplemagne Infatuation Syndrome
Chronic.
Hormonal-induced.
Ripplemagne.
Infatuation
Syndrome.
How do you know if you're effected? What are the symptoms? Is there a cure? What, exactly is Rippaholism?
Effecting four in four wimmenz (sic) worldwide, it should be noted to those who suffer with this epidemic that it is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of. The road to recovery is long and hard, but the first step is being able to admit it.
Known as Rippaholics, these particular individuals are congenitally predisposed to this mind-debilitating illness are affected in a variety, but common side effects include nervousness, a weaken in inhibitions, increased/perpetual genital sensitivity, shortness of breath, sweats, hot flashes, denial, emotional entanglement and an unrelenting magnetic attraction to the Ripplemagne as well as the inability to shift cerebral function from doing so. This, in turn, causes great disruption in the individual affected.
The only known cure is for the afflicted person to bond to the source of the illness, itself; the Eastern, long-haired Ripplemagne. In some cases, the Eastern, short-haired Ripplemagne is a fair alternative. However, the effects of this are only short term and individual then risks dependency as it seems to magnify and multiply after the cure.
As it is so wide spread, help groups are available. So, don't be afraid to say "I am a Rippaholic". Doing so is the first step to living with it.
Hormonal-induced.
Ripplemagne.
Infatuation
Syndrome.
How do you know if you're effected? What are the symptoms? Is there a cure? What, exactly is Rippaholism?
Effecting four in four wimmenz (sic) worldwide, it should be noted to those who suffer with this epidemic that it is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of. The road to recovery is long and hard, but the first step is being able to admit it.
Known as Rippaholics, these particular individuals are congenitally predisposed to this mind-debilitating illness are affected in a variety, but common side effects include nervousness, a weaken in inhibitions, increased/perpetual genital sensitivity, shortness of breath, sweats, hot flashes, denial, emotional entanglement and an unrelenting magnetic attraction to the Ripplemagne as well as the inability to shift cerebral function from doing so. This, in turn, causes great disruption in the individual affected.
The only known cure is for the afflicted person to bond to the source of the illness, itself; the Eastern, long-haired Ripplemagne. In some cases, the Eastern, short-haired Ripplemagne is a fair alternative. However, the effects of this are only short term and individual then risks dependency as it seems to magnify and multiply after the cure.
As it is so wide spread, help groups are available. So, don't be afraid to say "I am a Rippaholic". Doing so is the first step to living with it.
